A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, DBAs didn’t need The Force. Today, you’re expected to perform all manner of supernatural feats, channeling your deepest inner powers.
You’re working your light saber off, fighting for good (good database performance) and battling evil (ahem, certain developers, cough). How do we know?
Because we recently asked which Star Wars character best represents you as a DBA – and the response across the Twitter-verse was phenomenal!
But before we share some of the tweets, here’s a recap of your multiple choice options:
You’re loyal, dedicated, skilled − and possibly in need of some alone time with a Mach 15 razor. But it’s not just your year-round preparedness for Movember that makes people think you’re from another planet; when you try to explain your database challenges, they look at you like you’re speaking in Wookiee. #Shyriiwook
You’re constantly on-call to solve every issue, and it feels as if you’re waging a war within your organization. You might as well stay suited up, because you’re always in combat.
You’ve excelled in some of the most epic database battles in your organization. When days are dark, everyone knows you have the unique gift to bring it all to the light.
You’re the necessary evil at your organization, and you have no tolerance for errors. Anyone who stands in the way of executing your plan is simply collateral damage.
So who were the most relatable characters?
The clear winner was DBA Skywalker, proving The Force is strong with today’s DBAs. Next came the Chewies, followed by the Vadars and lastly, the Troopers.
Some fascinating responses – and the questions they raise
With so many responsibilities and so many demands coming from every direction, many of you admit to feeling downright schizophrenic, relating to multiple Star Wars personalities.
Here are some examples of the struggle:
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Heavy breathing from the dark side
One group who held fast to a singular personality was the Darth camp, which wasn’t too surprising given their more, shall we say... “intense” nature.
This hilarious response from Ricardo sums it up:
@DellBigData DBA Vader of course there is no mercy for developers!
Then again, we did have one misunderstood hero in Kevin:
If you relate to Vadar, is it because you’re committed to your villainous ways, or do you feel forced into being the bad guy because you’re not getting the support you need?
The heroes; the warriors; and our hirsute, word-gurgling friends
Of course, we also heard from the rest of the cast in a fun mix of responses, ranked from the most common sentiment to the least:
Which character are you?
If you didn’t get a chance to share your DBA alter ego yet, Tweet your Star Wars identity @DellBigData with #DBAForce.
We’ve got your back, no matter how hairy it is.
Dell and DBAs go together like Han Solo and Chewie, Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, Artoo and C3PO – you get the point. Why? Because you like reading about what your fellow DBAs are up to, and we like asking them. That’s right. We’ve got more survey results for you.
New study: The Real World of the Database Administrator
Keep the fun going by checking out a new study we conducted with Unisphere Research. You’ll see how 300 other DBAs feel about emerging database trends, how much time they actually spend on security and plenty of other secrets people reveal when their responses are anonymous.